Sorry to all who have been without the ways of the Ninja for the last month. Something went terribly wrong with my old blog and it crashed. Unfortunately, I did not back it up and the last year’s worth of Ninja Wisdom has been lost.
This is no concern to me, however. A Ninja likes to keep his tracks covered, anyway. Besides, all will pass away when the nations are judged–only the Word of the Lord is eternal. On that day the foot of the Lord will crush sinners like grapes in a wine press, and their blood will flow like a river! This most surely will be visited on those reprobates who did this.
I am absolutely convinced Wildflower Community Church had something to do with this. I heard once their youth group had a LAN party in the church’s basement, and you know what that means: they have computer geeks with hacking ability working on the front lines. Obviously, the Ninja was targeted. Without me in the way, their gangrene-spreading ministry could flourish. But God’s throwing-star is back—resurrected from the dead! HI-YAH!
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October 12, 2006 at 4:19 pm
You tell them, Theological Ninja!