Hey everybody. Ninja here. I’ve been in hidding for awhile now because things have been a little hot around the lair. False prophets don’t like people of discernment, I always say. The truth is I’ve been sitting on something big, and when I say big I mean BIG. You all know about apostate Rick Warren and his Sattleback of love for social justice right? How he wants to bring his seeker-sensitive church to Rwanda and cure everyone of the sin of HIV? Well you wanna know what I heard? Pagan liberal politician Barack Obama wants him to be his running mate.
Now I know what you’re thinkging… What are you thinking, Ninja? That’s the silliest thing I’ve ever heard of. Well let me tell you how I know: The Bible. And this infallible Sumerian-English Gematria Calculator calculator that deciperhs the “Bible Code.” Based upon this letter to number calculator using a factor of six, the letter ‘a’ represents the number 6, the letter ‘b’, the number 12, the letter ‘c’, the number 18, and so on. Using this system, if you enter in ‘OBAMAWARREN’, you get 666! No joke, this is true. And from this truth it follows that Obama, who is the anti-Christ, will pick Rick Warren to be his running mate.
How’s that for purpose-driven apostasy?
