Hey sheep, Ninja here. Been gone for awhile. I had to go into hiding after doing the hard work of exposing Rick Warren. After such a hard-hitting piece of reporting, I thought I better law low for some time. Don’t want to attract the wrong kind of attention. I really hate those watchbloggers out there that keep tabs on noble men of God…
Anyway, I thought I would post something a little lighter today: about things I hate. You want to know what I hate? Florida.
Just look at how stupid it is. It looks like a big loogie dripping off the chin of the continental USA. Also, Miss Florida isn’t very pretty.
You wann know what else I hate? The butterfly ballot. I so got screwed by that thing. Some place, somewhere there is a hanging chad that was counted in favor of Pat Buchanan. Ok, I admit the ballot served me well–that’s who I voted for–but I still hate Florida.
